Alice Madness Returns Steam
As children we were told the story of Alice, a girl who went on an amazing adventure with mischievous cats, fancy tea parties, and an extremely irritable Queen.
This isn’t a fairytale.
When you download Alice: Madness Returns for your PC, prepare to toss any warm and fuzzy memories of Wonderland out the window. After the death of her family, Alice is now a mentally disturbed young woman. She’s gone through the morbid world of Wonderland before, and now she must descend once again to the depths of madness. The creatures are twisted, the puzzles are wicked, and the world around her is dissolving into insanity – but Alice is ready. Armed with her trusty Vorpal Blade, new magical abilities, and some kick-ass gothic dresses, Alice is a force to reckon with.
Alice is not only on a quest to restore her sanity, but also to discover the truth behind her family’s fiery death eleven years ago. That horrific event may not be a simple accident caused by the house cat. But is she ready to face the truth? Can her already fragile mind survive another trip down the rabbit hole? Her questions can only be answered if you download Alice: Madness Returns.
Follow that seriously sinister rabbit and leave your fond memories of Wonderland behind.
Features:
• Intense 3rd Person Action – Use multiple upgradeable melee weapons, including the explosive Teapot Cannon, the punishing Hobby Horse, and the classic Vorpal Blade.
• Explore A Dark And Shattered Wonderland – Encounter familiar but now strange characters, including the Cheshire Cat, the Mad Hatter, the Caterpillar and the Red Queen.
• Magical Abilities – Obtain peculiar abilities in Wonderland such as floating with Alice’s dress, shrinking, or growing to towering sizes in order to crush enemies.
• Interactive Puzzles – Intuitive and rewarding puzzles such as transforming obstacles, musical memories, chess, and picture blocks.
- Alice: Madness Returns. Eleven years ago Alice lost her family to a horrific fire. Afterwards Alice struggled to face her demons by escaping to Wonderland. Alice now returns to Wonderland, seeking what the “real” world can’t provide. However, an evil is now descending upon what once was her refuge.
- Jun 16, 2011 Oh boy, here we go. Damn you Nurse Witless. I've been waiting this sequel for so long. I'm so obsessed with Wonderland.
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- The end of the Executioner chase where Alice runs into a clearing, finds and eats the 'Eat Me' cake. The Executioner runs in, ready to attack, then Alice grows to massive size. Cue an Oh, Crap! from the Executioner who drops his scythe (and his jaw.) before he meets the underside of Alice's shoe. You are then given a tutorial on playing as Gigantic Alice. Unlike previous tutorials, the drawing of Alice is now large enough to have a face. A very bright happy face.
- After the introductory part of Deluded Depths, Alice and the Mock Turtle are attacked by sharks and Alice gives her snark a workout.Mock Turtle: Confounded beasts, they want my ship!
Alice: I think you're more to their taste.
Mock Turtle: Never! We're almost relatives!
Alice: You're related to soup, Admiral. - This exchange, mainly due to Carpenter's motor-mouthed response:Carpenter (to Alice): You need to deal with these sailors. It's your time.
Walrus: Time? Time? The time has come to talk of ships and, and, and vegetables and royalty and, and, and whether pigs have wings...and so on.
Carpenter: Enough of that, Walrus. Youstartwailingabouttherebeingtoomuchsandonthebeach, I'llhaveyourblubberforbreakfast! - Alice summarizing the Carpenter's Oyster Show, just before everything goes wrong in a most disturbing fashion.Carpenter: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the SHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
*Oyster girls run up on the stage and start dancing as the Carpenter sits next to Alice*
Alice:Rather bizarre show... - Whenever Alice interacts with the Hatter... while wearing the Hattress Dress. Seeing the reassembled Hatter leaping from factory to factory with a tiny female version of himself clinging to his back is equal parts funny and adorable.
- The first 'boss' fight with the March Hare and the Dormouse can give a few laughs and/or aggravation to the player. Alice, and even the player, is prepared for their first boss fight with a big mechanical monster, but immediately, a giant tea pot falls on them and knocks them out completely. The way they fall out is comical at best.
- It's subtle, and you almost have to be listening for it, but when Alice smashes the first of the Queen's hearts when she's Giant, you can hear the Queen say 'It's only a flesh wound.'
- Alice saying 'booop' whenever she successfully shoots a time-switch.
- When you recover the Mad Hatter's arms and legs, a group of mechanical arms put him back together. And when they place upon him his hat, one hand pats the top of it gently.
- Some of the wrong answers to Radula Room riddles can be funny on their own.
- King's cloak, priest's cassock, lady's wrap, judge's robe all hang by me. What am I?
London Gibblet or Lord High Executioner - What warms like the summer sun, heats like a blazing fire, and yet does not burn?
Molten Lava - I talk, but I do not speak my mind. What am I?
A politician. - What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
A suicidal insomniac. - Feed me I live; Give me a Drink and I die.
An Alcoholic.
- King's cloak, priest's cassock, lady's wrap, judge's robe all hang by me. What am I?
- While the interlude where Alice relives her experiences in the insane asylum is primarily terrifying, there is a moment of hilarity when she encounters Tweedledee and Tweedeledum (and, thanks to the Mind Screw nature of this sequence, their orderly counterparts in the real world):Tweedledee: I know...
Tweedeldum: Which way's up and which way's down?
Tweedledee: I was going to say...
Tweedeldum: Your prayers?
Tweedledee: Don't interrupt. If I can't...
Tweedeldum: Go to the lavatory?
Tweedledee: Maddening...
Tweedeldum: Yes you are. But what am I?
Tweedledee: I'll give you...
Tweedeldum: A present? You shouldn't. I've nothing for you.
[...]
Tweedeledum: I defer to your enormouse arse, Your Worship.
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(This is a cross over for Creepypasta, Gravity Falls, Cuphead, Little Nightmares, Hollow knight, Alice:Madness Returns, My Friend Pedro and Bendy and the ink machine.)(I kinda just wanted an excuse to put my favorite game characters in one book.